Sporty FUNnies

10 Funny Olympic Commentating Howlers
1.The Republic of China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
2.And the line up for the final of the Women’s 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman. (Guy had to read the last word again FrenchMAN?)
3.That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.
4.Old Olympic skiers never die. They just go downhill.
5.Paralympics: ‘They’re making great strides with their swimming’.
6.The late start for this final is due to the time.
7.Watch the time – it gives you an indication of just how fast they are running (Ron Pickering) 1.Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition does not like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces”.
2.You won’t win silver medals at the Olympic Games unless you’re the very, very best. – Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator.

http://www.guy-sports.com/olympics/london_olympics_jokes.htm

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